A WET Game Review
Two guns and a sword what more could you ask for?
By. R.F. Cisneros
Hi fellow gamers Chew here again to entice your senses with another mind gripping game review. This month’s review is on Bethesda’s newest game called WET. Yes, you heard right the game’s name is WET and let me tell you this. If the title isn’t enough to intrigue you then check out who they are using as voice talent for the main character and heroine in the game. The actor used for their voice is none other than TV series fame Elisha Dushku. Who has starred in different Television series she was best known for Faith in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series and as well she is currently playing Echo in Dollhouse. But, let me stop there because I know I can go on and on talking about Eliza and this is a game review not a hottie review. So I present to you WET. Yeah cool title but here is a quick synopsis and then I’ll give a quick rundown of the game’s controls. Basically you play the part of Rubi Malone and are a hired gun. Throughout the game you are hired to do a certain job and in completing this aforementioned job you are allowed to advance in the game’s story. The first chapter begins with a meeting between a wheelchair-bound man and a shady character named Simmons. Simmons acquires a briefcase containing a human heart. As he receives said briefcase he shoots the wheel chair man and his body guards, now Rubi, who has been hired to recover the case, leaps into action and pursues Simmons to his car, leading to a high-speed chase down the freeway. Rubi manages to stop Simmons’ car, and takes the case from him before blowing up the car, killing him in the process. That’s enough of the synopsis but you get the gist of it you kick ass and try keep yourself alive as well. Now for the rest of the reasons why we play games, controls and graphics. I’ll start off and give the graphics a three and half on the Chew meter. Yeah I know the game was designed with an old film style but you are wasting the power of even the Xbox 360. And, the acrobatics alone in the game are going to make you wonder why the full potential of the 360’s graphics processing wasn’t used. Now the controls are a bit chunky in use and speed for both the PS3 and the 360. But, that doesn’t mean the game is unplayable just a bit of a learning curve which I’ll give it a three on the Chew meter. So it does a decent job of keeping you entertained and again the graphics could have been slightly better but the game is still worth the buy or rent. So, go out try it out and I’m pretty sure like myself you are going to like this game. Well that’s all the time I have for now keep a look out for my next review. This is Darth Chew signing off.
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November 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
i am Appalled by the sheer review of this wretched game. On the Deeznutz-o-meter i give it a 2………………….out of 50. Even though the direction of the story could have been good. The controls, graphics, acrobatics, and plot of this game was enough to give me nightmares beyond my wildest imagination. For those thinking about buying this game, wait till it comes out in one of those self powered lil atari fueled remote control games where all you have to do is plug the RCA cables into the tv. Anything more then 5 dollars is too much for this game. This could also be a pure bias opinion based on the one fact that i waited so long for this game to be completed and had such high hopes for this game from seeing the development FMV from 2 years back. Here to contradict my bro Chew in every choice he makes regarding reviews like 2012, this is rick. Signing off.